I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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