Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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