so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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