there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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