They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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