I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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