: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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