After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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