Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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