Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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