Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
