my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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