DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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