i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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