No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
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