last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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