wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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