I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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