I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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