dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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