But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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