Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
We are two peas in an std pod
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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