will power is for people who don't want to get laid
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
