i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
