It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Last time i carry you out of a forest
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
