doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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