no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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