So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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