OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
