can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
ttyl tear gas
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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