If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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