Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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