Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
How naked do you want me to be?
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