But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
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