I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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