I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Banned from zoo.
Again?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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