I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Mom said you looked used
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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