Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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