this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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