Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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