Whod you bang
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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