kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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