This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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