if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Randomize
