Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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