Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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