That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Can Purell be used as lube?
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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