you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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