I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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