He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I think I am morally bankrupt
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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