ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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