I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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