Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
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