last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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