Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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